I'm a philosophy student that tends to post about really serious things unseriously and about really unserious things seriously.
I was once described as a "beautiful, intelligent iguana".
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT // music to play while losing your virginity in a cave
01. bump n’ grind - r. kelly 02. let’s get it on - marvin gaye 03. love in this club (cave) - usher 04. your body is a wonderland - john mayer 05. I like it rough - lady gaga 06. I’ll make love 2 you - boyz ii men 07. let’s talk about sex - salt n pepa 08. bed - j holiday 09. I just had sex - lonely island // LISTEN
(Source: maisiewilliams)
The Wretched of the Earth: The Onion
I like how everyone is butt hurt and offended by a COMEDIC fake news source.
Then again, This is tumblr so
Your concept of comedy is grotesque, cowardly, and indicative of the fact you probably smell like absolute shit in real life. Go cry about social justice in 4chan, you ridiculous cartoon of a person.
^ how about you dont, you faux-activist cockmongling whippersnapper. c:
You shitmongering cockdragon. You pisshitlering fuckturd. Pissfuck. Turdanimeing. Social Justice Faux Activist Liberal Occupy Social Justice Libturd. Slenderman. I shan’t be sleeping tonight goonsire. Its not news. Its fark dot com.
What I mean by this is, do you even know how to talk like a normal fucking human being. Is your entire existence dedicated to impotent crying and screaming and tearing off your own pubic hair about how SOCIAL JIZZTICE BLOGGERS are out to RUIN YOUR FUN. Have you taken a shower in the last six months.
(Source: shingekiisnotcrash)
HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
(Source: alondrayvette)
Dying right now.
I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.
Mary, you’re my online dating hero!
OH PLEASE fucking tell me you were honest about sending his mom the convo
because i need a christmas present that good
knowing a guy is going to have to deal with his mom knowing he perpetuates rape culture
and be accountable for his actions
Amazing.
merry christmas
Poetry!
This makes me so happy.
I think that the phrase “I’d just LET YOU blow me” is actually the most offensive part of this
Actually, ignore how annoyed I sounded in that post on homeschooling and just look at this bunny instead.
(Source: houndoom)
i read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT
(Source: orelpuppington)
OK LISTEN
[TW: racism]
Im not racist at all! i dated a black boy and he was the nicest guy ever! But theres a difference between a black person and a NIGGER. Ive seen a lot of Shit on here, like niggers with bull dogs and stuff that makes me wanna shoot every single one of em. Like WTF! why would you promote that!!! I live in the country, and theres some nice black people and then theres the niggers who screw up our lives with drugs and shit that they bring from the city. IF YOU DONT WANT A REPUTATION OF A NIGGER THEN DONT ACT LIKE ONE. I call them as i see them.
Someone please collect your child they are lost.
Like holy fucking shit. How do you even come up with that bullshit. Also I feel sorry for the one black guy dated.
The black guy she dated is hanging out with a bunch of unicorns…
Yeah, that forced dichotomy is pure bullshit. I know tons of people that make that distinction and I’m just like “you need to think at least a little harder about the things you’re saying”.
