I'm a philosophy student that tends to post about really serious things unseriously and about really unserious things seriously.
I was once described as a "beautiful, intelligent iguana".
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I love all the generations of Pokemon, except rap and country
I can’t stop laughing
i will always reblog this
10/10 goldblums
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There’s a tiny part of me that wants to make this my last post and never use this tumblr again
because it’s all downhill from here
I’m crying
(Source: heyheyitsmimi)
The Wretched of the Earth: The Onion
I like how everyone is butt hurt and offended by a COMEDIC fake news source.
Then again, This is tumblr so
Your concept of comedy is grotesque, cowardly, and indicative of the fact you probably smell like absolute shit in real life. Go cry about social justice in 4chan, you ridiculous cartoon of a person.
^ how about you dont, you faux-activist cockmongling whippersnapper. c:
You shitmongering cockdragon. You pisshitlering fuckturd. Pissfuck. Turdanimeing. Social Justice Faux Activist Liberal Occupy Social Justice Libturd. Slenderman. I shan’t be sleeping tonight goonsire. Its not news. Its fark dot com.
What I mean by this is, do you even know how to talk like a normal fucking human being. Is your entire existence dedicated to impotent crying and screaming and tearing off your own pubic hair about how SOCIAL JIZZTICE BLOGGERS are out to RUIN YOUR FUN. Have you taken a shower in the last six months.
(Source: shingekiisnotcrash)
(Source: ivanwho)
Disgusting.(z) In which I weep for humanity…
Yeeeeep that’s right folks! Doesn’t matter that people are homeless and DYING as long as a certain group within the community gets to marry!!!!
You see, marriage is a magic institution that solves everything!
Hmmm, where have I heard that before?
If you see nothing wrong with this, I don’t know what to tell you…
What the fuck.
w o w
w o w
wow
fucking damn it
ahhhhhhhhhh
in better news
This is a really depressing poll.
(Source: megidophilia)
These Hegel/Star Wars pictures are probably more fun to make than to look at, but I can’t sleep.
This one is funny because it’s totally true.
This is the most brilliant thing. Ever.
Anyone to the right of me is a wage slavery sympathizer hehe
But seriously, I feel like my lack of faith in moral relativism pushes me towards the authoritarian side though I feel like I found a nice place on this graph.
you’re 1.5 left of me, but about 2.5 things higher than me.
I don’t completely hate you. Only mild hate.
Hey, I can take a quiz that means virtually nothing too!
Well, look at that. I told you guys I was dangerous.
damn and i’m still not left enough to hang with the cool kids :(
Shit, I haven’t done this in a while. I’ve been slowly circling around a spot on the graph for a few years now.
(Source: huberthumphreydeathrally)
“Being and Tim”.
Oh my god!
