I'm a philosophy student that tends to post about really serious things unseriously and about really unserious things seriously.

I was once described as a "beautiful, intelligent iguana".

 

anagrammaton replied to your post: anagrammaton replied to your post: Guess who…

that uhwowthat’s the best thing i’ve ever heard in my whole life i think i have to adopt a baby and name it sterling now just so like damn that’s AMAZING

Have you never met anyone named Sterling?

Actually, I don’t know why I’m asking that. I’ve only ever met one other person that had my name - so it’s not very likely - and it was really strange. People kept on saying “Hey, Sterling” in reference to the other guy and I was just like “*why’re you talking about me?*”

So, uh…yeah.

anagrammaton replied to your post: Guess who just had their last day of work and is…

are uare u joking about bein called stirlingcause if u aretnhay

No, seriously, my name’s Sterling.

It’s on my ID and everything. Sterling-silver they call me.

anagrammaton replied to your photoset: I mean, considering the shirt I’m wearing right…

wow you?? are? panda???????

Half-panda actually, on my mother’s side. The other half is an iguana-goldfish mix.

anagrammaton replied to your post: So…I just saw that this blog follows me:…

Yeah I’m being followed by some porn blog called CumSecret which is seriously super filthy.

I get that every once in a while too (because they’ve saturated Tumblr), but this one just really made me do a double take.

Like…why even photoshop images of some jurisprudence scholar onto gifs of porn? I just…I…