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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Just read somewhere the reason why Snape was such a dick to Neville.

fuckyeahsnape:

haveabiscuit-potter:

headmasterzefron:

gottakickitup-anotch:

tom-seized-hogwarts:

theboyand-hisbox:

ensnaresthesenses:

mugglesdontgetit:

It’s because he wishes Neville would have been the Chosen One instead of Harry (and by extension, would have saved Lily’s life).

WHOA

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER FIGURED THAT OUT.

Whoa.

AND I WAS SUCH A DICK BECAUSE I KEPT THINKING THAT SNAPE WAS JUST A DICK TO NEVILLE. 

how the fuck did none of my HP forums ever figure this out

Wait a second: it’s been about a year since I’ve read through all the books, so I’m a bit fuzzy, but did Snape even know the specifics of the prophecy. I thought the only ones who knew were Dumbledore, Voldemort, HarryRonHermione, and maybe some death eaters (along with Professor Trelawney of course)? Everyone knew there was an intimate connection between Harry and Voldemort, obviously, but I didn’t think anyone really knew the connection between Neville, Harry, Voldemort, and the prophecy. 

Correct me if I’m wrong here though, because I really can’t remember.

(Source: erica-belovedroe)

  1. vermin-salad-colada reblogged this from converseandbowties and added:
    That is nice thinking, but only Harry and Dumbledore (and the out-of-body Trelawney) had ever heard the entire prophecy....
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  11. your-tragic-fairytale reblogged this from jeremyfuckyourenner and added:
    I thought that was kinda understood already….like I figured that out pretty quickly. Also Snape was just a prick.
  12. jeremyfuckyourenner reblogged this from lululandia and added:
    Well you guys are pretty slow…
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    0.0 Am I stupid for not getting that?
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    ooh, that makes sense.
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    but like, everyone who Snape has been a dick to are those wizards that Snape wanted to be the Chosen One? lol i am...
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