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cosmo tip #463

expertcosmotips:

how many times do u think about dick each day? multiply that by 47. divide that by 2. throw in a couple of fractions, maybe some decimals. the number you end up with is the year u die

This probably means that the more you think about dick, the longer you’ll live.

So…there’s that.

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    According to this I will live forever.
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    You guys, I’m going to live forever.
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