I'm a philosophy student that tends to post about really serious things unseriously and about really unserious things seriously.
I was once described as a "beautiful, intelligent iguana".
how many times do u think about dick each day? multiply that by 47. divide that by 2. throw in a couple of fractions, maybe some decimals. the number you end up with is the year u die
This probably means that the more you think about dick, the longer you’ll live.