I'm a philosophy student that tends to post about really serious things unseriously and about really unserious things seriously.
I was once described as a "beautiful, intelligent iguana".
I hate when you have a message in your inbox for a while, and you haven’t responded to it yet, because you know it’s going to be a long answer and you want to do it right.
And then you go through the motions, actually answer the person, and then you realize you sound like an idiot. A long-winded idiot, to boot.
Oh well, I’ve never claimed to be much else anyway, so it’s fitting.